Little funny story I picked up today...
Two natives are on a bicycle about 15 miles outside of Portage. One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town...
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the natives ask
him for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is
carrying 20,000 bowling balls.
The natives put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into
the back with their bike will he take them back into Portage and he agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back
and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down and sure enough, a rookie Mountie pulls him over for speeding. The officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies "native eggs."
The Cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look in the trailer. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. he gets on his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible plus the Swat Team.
The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that require so many officers. "I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 native eggs in it. Two have hatched and they've already stolen a bicycle.
